What the hell bleep is metabolic typing??!
Today at lunch I was discussing with a colleague the perils of eating. She brought up this thing called metabolic typing, which her naturopath suggested her to do. Apparently, it’s this thing where you answer all these obscure questions relating to food and body and the like and then according to your answers they tell you what you can and cannot eat. Hmmm… Well, now that I think about it, that kind of makes total sense. She made it seem a lot more complicated and confusing and ridiculous.
”Proponents claim that each person has a unique metabolism, and that therefore the nutrients which are appropriate for one person may be inappropriate for a second, and detrimental for a third.”
Have you heard of this thing?? It sounds like voodoo magic to me.
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